No I haven't gone crazy and started naming random pieces of food...although it wouldn't be the first time that's happened. No, these are the names of 3 interconnected shows that have just started in the UK and which are surprisingly good (surprising because I am rarely impressed by UK television). Of the 3 shows I've watched Cucumber and Banana. Tofu is a documentary series which I haven't really made time for yet (not even sure if it's out). All three of these shows have one thing in common, sex. This is a massive leap forward in TV in my opinion because it's not just sex in general (although I think that's what Tofu focuses on) no, they focus on the sexual relationships of - at the moment - two homosexual males; one a little past his prime & apparently ...